Rants/Reviews
8.24.25-Arbys Jamocha Shake
Stars:4/5
The mind control had worked, lord knows I was craving a shake already but when I saw that white boy with the boring sense of humor and absolutely no personality that people tend to pass around the internet(you know the one) in the commercial I had to have it. I had just made a $100 dollars dancing and could afford a small treat. Because the Arbys off Atlantic closes at 10:30pm for no goddamn reason, I pulled up with 40minutes to spare. When I took the shake from the worker his skull was bouncing like a bobble head on his shoulders, he squinted at me with a satisfied grin "your good dude, I got it". This motherfucker was more excited for me than I was. I cruised back down the street sucking that sugar down. It was a free toothache and did they hurt the next day. As far as coffee shakes go it was good, I have had better, my complaint would be that there's too much going on to really taste that coffee, mine had like carmel and chocolate and a lot of whipped cream, but you can't complain about free.
8.20.25-Stockton, California
Stars:1/5
I hoped to enjoy the hometown of one of my favorite writers, I now know why he left. Miserable place, smells like barf, will be happier if I never go here again.